This is Alta, my best friend in the whole world. Isn't she adorable? I love her to pieces. She has such an awesome personality and a real fire about her. These are some recent pics of her that I took on Christmas

How You Life Your Life

You are honest and direct. You tell it like it is. You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think. You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences. Some of your past dreams have disappointed you, but you don't let it get you down.

How Do You Live Your Life?

You Are Not Scary

Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?

How Scary Are You?

Your Eyes Should Be Gray

Your eyes reflect: Intensity and drive What's hidden behind your eyes: A sensitive soul

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too
Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get >From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a
Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea
Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a
Hoover?


The Location Of The Dirt Bag.



20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a
Bad Skydiver?
Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce
The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile??

good afternoon y'all! i was supposed to take my Biology final today, but...it would not have bumped me to an A, and at CCCC a B is a B, no matter how hi or low. So i got out of that.

Yesterday was supposed to be ar eally nice, relaxing day at home with Joshua (since he was sick), and then I was gonna have Holly Adams over to watch The Incredibles. However, it turned into the highest stress day I have had in awhile. I ended up spending half the day driving (multiple times_), housesitting for my grandparents (to no avail), administering all kinds of medicines to Joshua, trying to do homework with him so he doesn't fall behind...then while i was at my grandparents', my mom calls and starts freaking out because...little did i know, i was scheduled to work at three oclock! and here it was 3:15 or so, and i was in allen in sweats and slippers!...oh dear.

i thought i was gonna get fired...oh boy
i hurried so much...then got to work at four...then got off at 11
oclock. I had SUCH a long day! and just think, as of two days ago, i would have been on a roadtrip at that time! (at 3...when Glamor shots called)...they would have been in a DIRE stait if i hadn't been able to be there. but it wasnn't my fault that i wasn't there, so holly wasn't mad at me...i was thinking she would at least give me a dirty look when i got there, but she just looked at me gratefully...and thanked me for coming in...phew! but seriously, i felt soooo nauseous when my mom told me i was supposed to be at work...i had that sickening feeling, because i thought they would be SOOO mad at me, even though I knew it wasn't my fault. then i had to gather Joshua together with all his stuff, and drive home fast, and then get into work clothes, then RUSH out the door to frisco. i felt sick. i am just glad i didn't go unconscious in the car. i thought i might. i don't know if this makes any sense. oh well.
at one point, while i was driving, i was so hi-strung i had to just shut my brain off (which was no easy task) and just start praying in the spirit. it was the only way i could think to calm my nerves. hey it worked, cuz i am still alive. :)
that's all i can think of to say right now, except this:

1) Joel comes home tonite!
2) Alta's staying home from Kansas!
3) I get to go to BOTH parties this weekend!
4) I finally shaved after three months! eww!! (i think i lost 3 lb. after shaving~)
hehehehehehe
God is Good as always...H03 was awesome...I am going to six flags!

hey all...well i had a long weekend. i am going to see The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe tonight...with this really queer person...i think her name is....um...alta! yeah that's it! of course, she is supposed to be here right now and she isn't so maybe she isn't really going to the movie after all...hmm

o. preston got his eyebrow pierced. i don't care for it. but it's his body. it looks painful and...um.different.
well that is all i can say on that without running away with my mouth...so...yeah...
gtg.bye

1. First name: Desiree
2. Are you named after anyone?supposedly Desiree is the name of Napoleon Bonaparte's mistress. i hope that doesn't count.
3. Do you wish on stars?i never see shooting stars, so no..but i used to wish on stars when i was little. i think it's cool

5. Do you like your handwriting?Sometimes i like it. sometimes i don't. Sometimes i feel like a nut...oh nevermind. i actually have developed pretty good handwriting recently. but if i am in a hurry, i can't write nice to save my life....or if i am cold
.6. What is your favorite lunch meat?Sliced turkey
7. What is your most embarrassing CD?It would be Hilary Duff, but hey i actually like her so it isn't. i guess Charlotte CHurch is my most embarrassing one. i won't even listen to that alone!
8. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? depends on the day. no i am just kidding yes i would be.
9. Are you a daredevil? hmm...not a skydiver..and i would never try mountain climbing, but some things are cool like scuba diving with whales...and yeah, so not bigtime, like on my own. but if someone special was doing something WITH me, it would be easier...
10. Do looks matter?On me or a guy? on a guy, to a point yes. physical attraction is important. but the spirit of a person can make them beautiful..
11. How do you release anger?cleaning and squeezing stuff
also, listening tomusic. lOUD MUSIC!
.12.Where is your second home?hmm...alta's car...or work...that stinks
13. Do you trust others too easily?yes. but i do not look at people entirely naievely. i know that people do hurtful things.
.14. What was your favorite toy as a child?i played with barbies but not in the usual way..i would rip their heads off and hide them in rain puddles in trees. i was a twisted demented child
15. What class in high school do you think was totally useless? College Vocabulary...
16. Do you have a journal? Yes a few.
17.Do you use sarcasm a lot?Only with people i think know me well enough to know i am only sarcastic. otherwise, no. i think i could stand to use less of it actually.
18. What is your favorite movie?several. LOrd Of the Rings trilogy, Anne of Green gables, Titanic. etc.
19. What are your nicknames?Des, Desi, Desilu, DesiMay (from Holly my current manager), DezzerA (from Joe) Desiraisinupyournose (from birth, oh dear). there are others oh yeah! DeNiM and Bumblebee.
20.
Would you bungee jump? Nope
21. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?usually not...expecially since most my shoes don't tie.
22. Do you think that you are strong? not since my surgery i can't do push ups!
23. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?choc chip cookie dough...
24. Shoe size? 10...yuck
25. What are your favorite colors?i love red and blue and pink and black
26. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?Physically? my dark hair (on my body...i love having dark HAIR!) personality? talking too much
27. What do you miss most?(or who?) Christmas in England. being able to wear tank tops and shorts. being in love (sorry, being TOTALLY honest here...but i can be patient : )
28. City or Country?i would love to live in a house like tommy and theresa's ... surrounded by woods and nature, but in a metroplex
.29. What color pants are you wearing?blue workout pants.
30. What are you listening to right now?my computer buzzing and humming...and my tummy growling
31. Last thing you ate?raisin bran with two percent milk ; )
32. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?Bright Purple or Turquioise
33. What is the weather like right now?Freezing! literally. we get into the single digits tonite
34. Last person you talked to on the phone?Collin County Community COllege financial Aid person...mmm, exciting
35. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?eyes, then sense of humor, then deep qualities
.36. Do you like the person who sent this to you?i am just as big a thif as alta
.37. How are you today?fine...i just found out something really cool. hehe. i love...love
38. Favorite Drink?i like hot cocoa and strawberry dacquiries
.39. Favorite sport?Volleyball and thumb wrestling
40. Hair Color?dark brown...i wanna go a bit lighter for awhile then go back to my natural color
.41. Eye Color? honey.
42.Do you wear contacts? only if i want to

43. Favorite Food?Chicken Cordon Blu and McDonalds French Friesand Pomegranates
44. Last Movie You Watched? 13, Going on 30
45. Favorite Day of the Year? i can never match alta's goodygirl answer. but i can come close. i love tomorrow. because tomorrow is a new day, fresh, with no mistakes in it.
.46. Scary Movies or Happy Endings?Definitely happy endings.
47. Summer or winter?i don't like extremely hot situations, where u just sweat everywhere! or when it's so cold that every hair on your body stands up! but i love to cuddle when it's cold. hmm...totally torn. i like autumn for the looks of it, and for new sweaters and scarves
48. Hugs or kisses?depends on who they are from. : ) i like being HUGGEd by people like family and friends, but BOTH when i have that special someone
.49. What is Your Favorite Dessert? is it lame to say chocolate chip cookie dough?
50. Where Would You Want to Go on your Next Vacation? my next vacation had better be a trip with alta...New Zealand, England, or...hmm...what's some other exotic place? oh yeah, LeDURn-o!
.51. What Books are you Reading?Always the Bible... i haven't had time for anything else
52. What's on your mouse pad?it's grey...ugly
.53. What did you Watch Last Night?13 going on 30 with my mom
.54. Favorite Smells? the first time the heater comes on. fresh baked peach cobbler. roast beef. snow. lavender fields. the ocean.
55. Rolling Stones or Beatles:i definitely like the Rolling stones. not because i like their music. because i babysat for a family when the parents went to their concert...and made 6o dollars! i actually got to do most of my remaining christmas shopping with it!.
56. Do you believe in Evolution or Creationism?God made the universe, and He sustains it throughout all time...that is right! preach it alta!
57. What's the furthest you've been away from home?well, my home has usually moved with me...i guess mexico is the furthest...or arizona...when joel and i went by ourselves by bus